Gav: Helen, what's this I hear about you giving Danny ten kilograms of Plutonium?

Helen: Well, see, back in my home country of Russia, we have far too much Plutonium left over from the cold war. They awards perks for sneaking the stuff out of the country. Five more kilos and I get a free t-shirt!

Gav: Helen, you're not from Russia. You're from upstate New York!
Helen: Okay, true, but see, Danny doesn't know that.