Gav: Danny, you can't just "get rif" of Plutonium! It has to be "properly" disposed of. Where'd you get it, anyway?
Danny: Helen, the Russian exchange student, gave it to me. She said their government gives her 1000 frequent flyer miles for every kilogram she takes out of the country as carry-on luggage.
Gav: That's insane. So where is it now? King Luca: TREMBLE before me, unarmed ones, for King Luca is a SUPERPOWER!