Friday, September 10, 2004
* * * WISH FOR MY BOOK! (Nukees:d/dx), not selling at Plan 9! * * *
Copyright © 2004 Darren Bleuel
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[[Danny and Cindy Lee stand in front of the wooden door.]]
Danny [[turning his head around]]: I should go. I know too MUCH already.
Cindy Lee: Oh come on, it's a locked door! It's intrinsically compelling!
Danny: [[not yet fully convinced]] Very well, then ... for SCIENCE!
Cindy Lee: [[holding up a key on a keyring]] BEHOLD! The fabled TREASURE ROOM KEY!
Danny: [[holding his mouth, trying to suppress laughter]] <>
Cindy Lee: What?
[[View through the inside of the wooden door's huge lock. Part of Cindy Lee's face can be seen. She sticks the way too small key into the lock.]]
Cindy Lee: Maybe you have to jiggle it?
Danny: Maybe the REAL treasure is the sporty comfort of a new Jetta!