Friday, July 11, 2003
* * * WISH FOR MY BOOK! (Nukees:d/dx), not selling at Plan 9! * * *
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Gav: Well, forget you, then! There are plenty of other clubs in this city with better beer and lower standards. Right, Suzy Gee?
Bouncer: Looks like your girlfriend agreed.
Gav: She's not my girlfriend. I'm just her driving bitch -- HEY! Where'd she go?
Bouncer: Ah. Yeah, something didn't make sense there.
Gav: Hey! I'll have you know that I've had no less that TWO hot girlfriends in the last 29 years!
Bouncer: Huh, imagine that.
Gav: Just one. The other one was real!