Monday, December 13, 1999
* * * WISH FOR MY BOOK! (Nukees:d/dx), not selling at Plan 9! * * *
Copyright © 1999 Darren Bleuel
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Nukees (by Darren Bleuel) Presents ... The King Luca Agnostic Holiday Special!
Narration: 'Twas the night after finals
And all through Berkeley,
Not a student was lurking
'Cept me --- Suzy Gee
Narration: The grades were all posted
Without any fuss,
And I laughed when I saw it:
My Physics "D+."
Narration: I planned my degree ere this
(Since it won't really start
Calendar Heading: January 2001
Calendar Pen Marking: Graduate before this day!!
Narration: I cried, "I can't learned this had I
TWO more millenia!"
When in walked our spokesman
Narration: "Oh Luca!" I sobbed! And I
Told him the thing.
He looked down and said, "You will
Address me as 'King'."
Narration: I drew back to smack him
But he laughed and just smiled
"Pay homage and learn more
Than physics my child!"