Friday, April 23, 1999
* * * WISH FOR MY BOOK! (Nukees:d/dx), not selling at Plan 9! * * *
Copyright © 1999 Darren Bleuel
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Gav: Hi. I need to look at the apartment listings. Here's my school I.D.
Clerk: Cash, check, or charge?
Clerk: It's $20 per week of access. Plus $10 for emailed listings, but only for one housing catagory[sic]-- you have to pay extra for studios and apartments, plus extra during peak times... that's just because we can.
Gav: B-but, the housing office has always been a free student service.
Passerby: OHMAGAW! He's one of the ancients of which we were told!
Gav: Nevermind, here's a check...
Clerk: His I.D. number starts with a zero!