Danny: Ah, there you are, evil doer! Some friends of mine in the EECS department upgraded my Gigapet(tm). It can now use all the weapons from Duke Nuke'em! Your "Terapet" is history!
Gav: Oh?

Gav: You talk big, grasshopper! But I've just downloaded the works of Sun Tzu and Lewis Carroll into Teri, here! Your crass brute force methods are no match for her skill in tactics!
Shea: Hey babe, ready to go?

Gav: Uh, just a sec, Shea! Matter of life or death...
Shea: You know, just once I'd like to be able to walk into an engineering building and not see calculators pointed in a threatening manner.