The Society for Unraveling the Eyeless Blonde Conspiracy
CASE STUDIES (Page 3)
At SUSBEC, we have compiled the largest database of these mysterious
eyeless blondes that has ever been attempted. We are studying these
characters in hopes of finding the common link and therefore unraveling
just what is it about these blondes? What are they hiding? What
is their true nature? Painful experiments should begin soon.
Case Study #0009
Not seen: "Slick" is selling his soul in this shot.
A shady character, often referred to only as "Slick," has been known to engage
in a complete and total Sinfest.
He is the most obviously morally bankrupted case study, having been observed
on several occasions attempting to sell his soul to Satan, attacking geshea
sluts, and general pimping. During it all, his soulless eye sockets remain
permanently hidden behind dark shades, which seem to hover like a mask without
support in his nefarious "pimp-ninja" persona.
Both the age and actual name of this case study remain shrouded in conspiracy.
He appears he could be anywhere from 6 years old to 25. Fortunately, repeated
surveilence has shown that "Slick" has a larger ego than influence. The danger
level associated with "Slick" is unclear, but believed to be low.
Previous Case Studies
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"Slick" and Sinfest
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