Wednesday, January 3, 2001
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Copyright © 2001 Darren Bleuel
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[[Suzy Gee in a supermarket, pushing a cart and holding a cellular phone.]]
Suzy Gee [[speaking into the phone]]: Listen, Gav, I gotta go. K.L. is going off on the "tuna conspiracy" again.
King Luca [[from outside the panel]]: See? 12 oz. cans cost more than two 6 oz. cans. What's up with that?
Suzy Gee [[speaking into the phone]]: Look, the only thing I can remember from psychology class is that memory is linked to your mental state. Recreate the environment, recreate the memory.
[[Gav, holding a cellular phone.]]
Gav [[speaking into the phone]]: Get grand-stinking drunk again A.S.A.P. Gotcha! Thanks Suzy Gee! That's the best advice I've heard yet!
Suzy Gee [[through the phone]]: Gav, just read the
[[Suzy Gee looks at the phone after Gav has hung up while King Luca enters from the right, holding a pack of tuna in his right hand.]]
Suzy Gee [[almost to herself]]: I suppose I should feel guilty, but we all know he was going to do that anyway.
King Luca: Now they have four-packs that are more expensive than four individual cans! It's MADNESS I TELL YOU!