[[Suzy Gee sitting reclined in front of TV]]
TV: INTRODUCING TERVACIL! Just one pill cures IMPOTENCE, regrows HAIR and gives your coat a HEALTHY SHEEN!

TV: Tervacil tablets should not be handled by any woman even thinking of becoming pregnant to avoid ripping a hole in the Space-Time continuum and summoning a Hell-Borne demon named Zorchon into the physical world. Do not taunt Tervacil...

TV: Side effects included headache, nausea, violent seizures, vomiting, sexual disfunction, giganticism, internal hemmoraging, blindness, glioblastoma multiforme, chronic halitosis, festering pustules, coma, death, and dry mouth. Side effects were similar to sugar pill...
Suzy Gee [[thinking]]: I don't think I want truth in advertising anymore.