Gav: You know, King Luca, my life is perfect right now. I get paid to goof off, I take only one class a semester, and I've got a babe for a girlfriend.

Gav: Best of all, I'm years away from graduating, and having to find a real job. Yessir, life is GRAND!

[[Gav holds pose, grimacing with coffee cup raised halfway]]

King Luca: What are you doing?
Gav: From the language of pessimists, I believe the literal translation is "... waiting for the lightning bolt."