Friday, June 20, 1997
* * * WISH FOR MY BOOK! (Nukees:d/dx), not selling at Plan 9! * * *
Copyright © 1997 Darren Bleuel
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[[Gav at vending machine]]
Gav [[thought bubble]]: One last peanut butter cup and it's all mine! But they're sold two to a pack! Others will want me to share!
Gav [[thought bubble]]: Yes! The machine takes my wrinkled dollar, thus saving me from the implied sharing that follows getting change from a friend!
Danny [[off-stage]]: Hey,Gav!
Gav [[thought-bubble]]: Ack! Friends approach! Must eat BOTH cups simultaneously!
[[Danny standing over a prone Gav, only Gav's feet are visible]]
Off-stage person: Is Gav okay? What happened?
Danny: I guess there IS a wrong way to eat a Reese's(tm)
Gav: Ack! Heimlich!