Gav: I'm telling you! Millions will die and their blood will be on YOUR head!
Christine: Hands.

Security Guard: And I'M telling YOU, since 9
11, I can no longer let you in based on wacky nanobot outbreak stories!
[[Sign reads: Berkeley Laboratory SECURITY]]

Gav: Hmf. If anything, that story should work BETTER now!
Security Guard: No matter. No access without a lab I.D.

Gav: FINE!
Security Guard: Do we have to go through this EVERY time, Gav?