Jeannie: Have you ever thought about buying one a drink first?
Gav: That would use resources needed for buying ME drinks.

Jeannie: Well then, how about a date?
Gav: I'd love to!

Jeannie: *giggle* Silly! Of course I meant YOU asking one of THEM. You know, girls don't go home with a guy just because he asks.

Gav: I can point to three doing just that right now.
Jeannie: Well sure, if you're looking for a slut...
Gav: I AM!