Friday, August 13, 2004
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[[Gav sits at the poker table, holding his chin, wondering.]]
Gav: Those girls never met before tonight. What kind of conspiracy could they be plotting?
[[King Luca and Danny can now also be seen at the table.]]
King Luca: They are almost certainly discussing the merits of wooing KING LUCA.
Gav: Pfft! You're smoking crack! They're obviously discussing MY raw animal magnetism!
Danny [[addressing Luca]]: Animals are not magnetic.
King Luca: Birds navigate by the earth's magnetic field!
Danny [[addressing Gav, smiling]]: Gav is spin-polarized POULTRY!
Gav [[smiling wittily]]: The term is "chick magnet."