Jesus: Ahem! First an apology. It seems I may have upset my most valued readers when I introduced myself to Cal students yesterday as Jesus Christ, Devourer of Souls ...
[[SIGN: TODAY: Meet the Cast!]]

Jesus: That's right, we mistakenly displayed the highly trademarked "Cal" logo without the requisite wheelbarrow of cash and semi-precious gems to back it up.

Jesus: Of course, we would never dream of upsetting the UC Regents! Or any other hypersensitive political group! Now on to meeeting the cast!

First, meet GAV, mad scientist about town, in his Canadian bacon yarmulke and bunny pelt lab coat, hand crafted by skilled child slave labor artisans from South Africa.
Gav: (There's no "Y" in "Gav," baby...)