[[Gav rests his head on a pillow, lying in a bed.]]
Gav [[thinking]]: Okay, stay calm, Gav. So you woke up in someone else's bed. In any sitcom, comic strip, or Shakesperean farce, this would be a good thing.

Gav [[thinking]]: Of course, for THAT to be true, there would have to be the requisite nekkid chick asleep next to me ...

[[Gav tries to jump out of the bed, excited like an explorer]]
Gav [shouting]: OR in the SHOWER!!

[[Gav collapses on the bed, holding his head in pain.]]
Gav: Owowowowowow! STILL HUNG OVER!! STILL HUNG OVER! ABORT! ABORT!