Friday, November 24, 2000
* * * WISH FOR MY BOOK! (Nukees:d/dx), not selling at Plan 9! * * *
Copyright © 2000 Darren Bleuel
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[[a conference room with an overhead projector; Dr Goldfinger gives a talk in front of two businessmen]]
Dr Goldfinger: So gentlemen, your funding of my research will yield countless universe-altering technological advances solving all of society's problems, thus leading to a newfound utopian society.
[[Luca enters the room, interrupting the presentation]]
Luca: Excuse me, Dr Goldfinger. May I borrow one of your transparencies to defeat a heavily-armored rampaging giant?
[[The second businessman closes his executive case glowingly while his partner addresses him with a skeptical look]]
First businessman: That HAD to be staged, Frank.
Second businessman: Who cares?! That was GREAT! Give him money!