Wednesday, October 29, 1997
* * * WISH FOR MY BOOK! (Nukees:d/dx), not selling at Plan 9! * * *
Copyright © 1997 Darren Bleuel
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Gav: Well, this place filled up a bit...
Gav: You seem distracted, Danny
Gav: I see... She's cute! Go talk to her!
Danny: Ack no! I wouldn't know what to say!
Gav: Here, I'll write a killer opening line for you!
Gav: Now GO! [[kicking Danny towards the attractive blonde]]
Attractive blonde: Oh, hi.
Danny: Ah! Er, hi. I'm on a scavenger hunt. The first item on my list is a photograph of an attractive blonde's boyfriend.
Attractive blonde: I don't have a boyfriend. What's next on your list?
Danny: An attractive single blonde's phone number.