Friday, September 26, 1997
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Copyright © 1997 Darren Bleuel
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Gav: Teri! Wait! Come back!
Teri: Not a chance, Wetware. I'm finally free from that so-called "programmable" calculator! I live on the Internet now. All the world's knowledge is mine to take.
Danny: Your Terapet ran away, huh?
Gav: Yeah. What happened to your Gigapet?
Danny: We programmed it to press its own food button. It exploded instantly.
Gav: Yeah, well Teri will be back!
Danny: How do you know?
Gav: She's not ready for the Internet.
Teri: Okay, I've learned that Pamela Anderson is the queen, Bill Gates now owns 51% of me, & a muppet killed JFK. Lemme back in the calculator.